Tuesday, May 3, 2011

ePhilippines is back on the map

Today marks the appearance of the small nation of the ePhilippines.

ePhilippines and its allies won the Resistance War against the occupying troops of eIndonesia.

The reappearance of the ePhilippines took longer than expected because of this rouge UK citizen called Alfagrem. He was sabotaging every effort by ePhilippine army; sending prostitutes, giving out free San Miguel beer, and delivering large amounts of balut to ePH army bases.



The army was totally unprepared of such monstrosity by Alfagrem.

A breakthrough happened today. During the Resistance War, the ePhilippine Customs caught the smuggling of prostitutes and San Miguel beer from eIndonesia intended for Palawan.



Now that all the dubious tactic of Alfagrem were all dead, the ePhilippine Army got to business and kicked some ass. I forgot to mention the allies of the ePhilipines notably the Irish Army and other Asian countries out there. 

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