ePhilippines Public Enemy No. 1

The eIndonesians in three days wiped out the small country of ePhilippines. Luzon, Visayas, Mindanao, and the largely autonomous Palawan is currently under eIndonesian control with the local populace being rounded up in garrisons scattered in the island nation.

Guerilla forces have been ambushing eIndonesian forces for days now. Casualties are not yet accounted for because of the eIndonesia's policy of not allowing journalist to cover these events.

Secret meetings between the ePhilippine and eIndonesian government have been reported. According to a trusted source,the two governments have reached an agreement allowing the ePhilipines to gain their lost regions again. This includes the eIndonesian occupying forces to withdraw.

During the Resistance War of Palawan, the eIndonesian forces seem to be complying to the terms of the agreement. The ePhilippine forces then got surprised when this eIndonesian named Alfagrem came with his machine gun and fired to the unknowingly eFilipino forces. With this renewed aggression, the eIndonesian troops the are supposed to be headed to eIndonesia suddenly rushed back and joined the fight.

Further research on the identity of Alfagrem showed that he is in fact an eUK citizen.

One unnamed Junji Batallion soldier under condition of animomity told yours truly that Alfagrem was sabotaging the agreement because the ePhilippine military force fought against eUK during the invasion of eIreland.

He is now labeled as the public enemy number 1 by the people of the ePhilippines.

With their itaks and bolos, villagers have joined the search.